AND THE OSCAR FOR BEST ACTOR GOES TO....

The top 10 things I hate about football (in descending order)....

10. Spitting 

9.   Football pundits especially Hansen, Lawro, and Merson. 

8.   Obscene wages 

7.   Snoods and gloves 

6.   Football agents 

5.   Foreign takeovers 

4.   John Terry 

3.   WAGS 

2.   0-0 results

1.   DIVES AND FEIGNED INJURIES - the attached clip richly illustrates this. 


Watch it and weep.....